User:Akiba

Hello, If you are reading this, you activated my trap card.

you will now be forced to read this page out of boredom.

I'm a cat that lives in a tree, I spent my early Kittenhood in a warm and lovely house until the owners got evicted and they tried to eat me cuz they didn't have any food, I wandered the streets of melbourne as a stray kitten until found this tree. I made myself a small tree house out of some cardboard and found a perfectly looking alienware laptop with a charger. I didn't have a port to charge the laptop with so i raided a bunch of JB-High Five shops for the right equipment. I found some mice that i threatened to eat them if they didn't power my laptop with their mice wheel thingy majig. Now ima gamer cat who spends most of his time on unturned.